A Toyman's Address
(from The Lady's Magazine,
November, 1816
SMILING girls, rosy boys,
Here --- Come buy my little toys,
Mighty men of gingerbread
Crowd my stall, with faces red;
And melting maidens you behold
Lie about them, all in gold;
And see, the sun shines passing fair,
And breezes wanton with their hair.
Smiling girls, rosy boys,
Hasten --- buy my little toys.
Here are babiess ripe for play;
Pipes to warble care away;
Houses to be shifted hence;
And trunks to fill with weekly pence;
And plumed horses all a-row;
Was ever seen so fair a shew?
Smiling girls, rosy boys,
Hasten --- buy my little toys,
Now a windmill strikes your view,
Whose sails do split the air in two,
And go so gaily round and round,
The scene resembles fairy ground,
And lo! lie panting in the sun,
My troop of warriors, every one;
Rise men of might! behold they rise,
And wave their weapons in the skies!
Smiling girls, rosy boys,
Hasten --- buy my little toys,
Raised on high, above the rest,
See the eagle in his nest;
Among the stars --- you see them shine --
He builds his residence divine!
Oft his flaming eyes he raises
Where the sun obliquely blazes;
So bright they beam, I ween their ray,
Outvies the splendour of the day;
Now your languid eye reposes
On beds of artificial roses;
Steamy hues of red and white,
Laugh about them --- feast your sight.
Smiling girls, and rosy boys,
Hasten --- buy my little toys.
All my toys are not told o'er,
I could number thousands more;
See, lie sprinkled here and there,
Helmet, gaberdine, and spear;
And, swift as sunny sparkles lo!
Armed horsemen round them go.
It seems as if a fight had been
To dignify the mimic scene!
Here's a gun, that, with a spring,
Shoots bloodless bullets --- pretty thing!
And boist'rous drum, and dulcet lute,
Are spread about, but they are mute,
Buy them! Let their mingling sound
Cleave the air, and shake the ground!
Now in coaches you behold,
Ladies bright and barons bold.
See, the coachman waves his whip,
O'er each steed's far-spreading hip ---
It seems a snake, that coils about,
Or smoke, from chimney dancing out,
It crackles o'er them, now, like thunder,
And fierce they plunge in senseless
wonder;
Here are kings, high heaven raises,
Trumpets, too, to sound their praises,
Smiling girls, and rosy boys,
Hasten --- buy my little toys.
G. N.