"Prints George is pleased to announce a breakthrough in CD-ROM book technology: Silent Books! They're wonderful time-capsules that let you step through a doorway into the past -- with state-of-the-art noiseless technology.

Thanks to a £100,000 grant from the Ministry for Dubious Projects, we've been able to isolate and eliminate the annoying noise which accompanies the current generation of books on CD-ROM. That's right, we've eliminated the actors narrating the book.

What's more, we've gone to great lengths to avoid producing books actors would want to narrate. So, we're not causing any hardship. Prints George Silent Books are for reference. But, they're guaranteed to stimulate your imagination, too!

With our breakthrough "U-Read'em®" technology, you're now free to follow the descriptive narrative at your own pace -- conjuring up your own idea of how the author and individual characters will sound. All the voices, machinery, and animal noises will be the product of your own imagination! And for variety, you can change the voices at will.

For example: Suppose Regency sportswriter Lady Vera Hogknuckles is interviewing boxing champ Tom Cribb; you just conjure up his voice as a mincing fribble in tights -- and let your imagination run wild.

Or, you could envision Lord Byron reading Don Juan, --- after inhaling helium! Well, you could, if he appeared in any of our books. You get the picture. The possibilities are endless. And you can read along happily with the voices in your head -- without the intrusion of paid narrators.

Our technological breakthrough also eliminates the 3s. 6d. actor's fee for reading; and you'll agree that the price of Prints George Silent Books is well worth the cost reduction.

You can view the books off-line in your web browser, (you don't have to resize them like you do with PDF format books), and also print out the pages for reading in your 'comfy' chair -- or the Loo.

So, build yourself a great Georgian/Regency resource library in a very small space -- without annoying voices. Buy a Prints George Silent Book or two, now available on CD-ROM. They're made with unheard of quality."

N.B. Prints George Silent Books are not made from paper; nor are they bound in calf or sheep-skin. For ecological reasons, we put them on CD-ROMs, using material left behind by the Plastosaurus (from the Plastosene age) to make our discs and cases. This way, we help to conserve nature and make the world a better place. For each dozen Prints George Silent Books that you buy, you will save the life of a tree, a calf, and several lambs.