"Here's the flower of English manhood, captured in all its glory by the brush and pen of
some fine artists, indeed. See how England valiantly outfought the French on land, on sea...
and in the sweet shop. You'll also learn that Napoleon's inferiority complex was the result
of his having a very small p-iano, which Josephine and Desirée found difficult to play upon.
Of course, he compensated for this by driving a big, expensive carriage."